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TOP TEN SCREW UPS IN THE O.J. SIMPSON DEFENSE
10. Referring to O.J. as "the meal ticket" in front of the jury
9. Lately, only asking witnesses how they liked "Waterworld"
8. Demonstrating how difficult it was for O.J. to fit into
several of Marcia Clark's outfits
7. Letting F. Lee Bailey conduct cross-examination after happy
hour
6. Shouldn't have let O.J. publish book called "I Want To Kill
You"
5. Unable to keep a straight face when they say their client
is not guilty
4. Asking Judge Ito, "Where were you on the night of the murders?"
3. Keep mentioning that O.J. wouldn't mind sharing a cell with
Hillary Clinton
2. Should've gotten O.J. on the jury -- so he could be dismissed!
1. Keep misspelling DNA
Letterman, Thursday, August 3, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995